Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I don't get it

I haven't even played this game but I'm still on the side that's against it because, why the fuck not? It's obvious this game has issues as they're mentioned in both reviews! DUH! I don't want to hear reasonable answers as to why the negativity surrounding those "issues" is opinion, that's bullcrap! Seriously, what are there like 5 of you frothing at the mouth fanboy neckbeards trying to convince me to have an open mind? You need more than 5 to do that, newb! No this game shouldn't be treated like a niche title because that's just stupid bullshit! I don't know when you guys are going to pull your heads out of your asses and realize that it is just a straight up bonafied bad game. Interfaces aren't supposed to be cumbersome. Everything is supposed to be futuristic and easy as all fuckin hell so I can sit my 2 year old in front of it and tell him to hit this one button while daddy goes and drops a deuce. That is what gaming is my friends, not this, you're supposed to take a long time to loot so that you run the RISK of getting the REWARD shit. That shit is just fuckin stupid you retards.

So I don't like vegetables, most of them anyway. Guess what that means? That means that EVERY FUCKIN VEGETABLE I DONT LIKE IS A STUPID FUCKING WASTE OF ANYTHING IT COULD POSSIBLY USE AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS FUCKIN STUPID AS SHIT, YO.

"Yeah, I played the game but boy am I glad I got out of there. It totally sucked bawls teehee. I mainly left because of the company."
NOT BECAUSE I SUCKED.

When I run into people who hate counter strike, guess what the three main problems are?
I don't like FPSes.
I prefer more realistic Rogue Spear type FPSes.
I sucked fucking huge ass and instead of taking the time to figure it out I slammed my hands on my ALT+F4 keys and uninstalled that POS faster than they could say newb, again.

Fucking admit it you pussies. Stop trying to save your e-cred and admit that you got fucking raped and couldn't take it with the pwn. You can't have your cake and eat it too, unlike some games. Guess what? That doesn't make the game a bad game just because you don't like it. You know what makes a game a bad game? When nobody wants to play it.

Why do we have to hate people because they play a game we've either heard of or played previously? Seriously? What are we a bunch of fuckin 4 year olds? PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES THAN YOU AND IT DOES NOT MAKE THEM ANY MORE WRONG THAN IT MAKES YOU RIGHT, YOU FUCKING MORON. Sorry, you're just some fuckin loser who writes down bullshit on the internet for people to read, just like me.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Misc, Random, Meh

First of all, I've been getting a few visitors looking for strafe jump scripts so they can bunny hop in CS. Strafe script CS strafe jump bunnyhop bhop, etc. (Hopefully this page will now show up when they search for it)

If you arrived here looking for a bhop script for CS, you're a fucking nub. If you bind jump to your mousewheel, you're a nub. How fucking hard is it to jump? If you're complaining about your thumb hurting or your spacebar, quit being bad. I used to be able to bunnyhop in old school cs when I used the ARROW KEYS. That means I didn't even have a spacebar. Seriously, why do you want to take the easy way out? It will not make you better, if anything, you'll be getting banned from servers and you'll suck even more than you already do. Nubs. You make me sick.

Alright, now that that is over. Next item of business. Apparently I have been passed in high score for the Hack n Slash mini game in FreeRealms. Their system is still shitty and broken because my personal leaderboard still says I'm #1 but the actualy leaderboard for the game has a guy with a higher score. Also, the score they have on file for me is not my highest score (as seen in the video). Will I attempt to regain my title as king of the kid's games? Maybe.

Neeext. I've been playing a lot of BF2 and it's been quite a releif. I'm actually having fun again, I'm lolling all over the place and my fiance is looking at me funny again. It's real good. I started with using the Special Forces and Sniper kits to just get back into the swing of things. Recently, I've been using the Anti-tank kit, specifically the rocket launcher. There is nothing more fun than blowing up vehicles with rockets, there just isn't. It's like hitting people from long distance with a rocket in Quake 3. Helicopters are like midair rockets in Quake 3. I defended a point a couple days ago from 2 helicopters. It was probably some of the best fun I've had in a while because there were shipping crates (the big ones on the boats in the movies with rotten potatoes and shit) littered across the place for me to bob and weave through. Plus once you hit a helicopter once the pilot starts shitting himself and sometimes will be scared to death and crash.

Still considering getting Conan. Also considering picking up some of the FPSes I've skipped over the years. That is it mothafuckas. Fuckin Friday, oh hells yes. Bai2us.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Time to change gears a little bit

I care too much about my gaming life. I feel like I'm underachieving at playing games and having fun and entertaining all four of you. I need to relax, simple as that. You may be wondering wtf I am talking about, which makes sense. I beat myself up all the live long day. Over the smallest, stupidest shit, like playing games. I always feel guilty about not doing it good enough.

I was looking for a good quote on slowing down to use as the title for this post, but found nothing. I did however find these few which I think are great:

"The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it."

"Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are."

"Sometimes a headache is all in your head. Relax." ~Hartman Jule

If you noticed, they are all along the same lines, relax. I picked these three because they inspire me to not do things that I usually do. Like not enjoy a day off because I'm thinking about what I should be doing at work. That's the first one. For the second quote, I've always felt like someday I would just change, no control over it whatsoever, it would just happen and I'd be different, I'd finally be who I am. If I'm so worried about who I am and who I'm going to be, I'm not being me, I'm being someone who worries about who they are so much that it affects their everyday life. For the third quote, I just completely agree with it. So many times I've had problems that seemed so incredible but were actually nothing at all. I made them out to be the end of the world events, which I understand is normal, but what's the point?

If no one knows what life is or why it is or what happens next, then why do I let these social "norms" poison who I am into someone that hates himself for trying to enjoy himself? Are we supposed to just accept that this is the way it is, that some people need to believe they know everything so they can make others feel bad? I think not. I think there are more than two paths, there has to be. I've always been the guy who didn't always walk on the sidewalks and preset paths. There would be a sidewalk that goes around a whole field and everyone would walk around when I would walk right through. I honestly can't remember seeing other people doing it

In math I would always find a shortcut to the answer, almost every time. I used to apply that term to many facets of my life, taking shortcuts. I've tried to apply it to the areas where it does not work, where shortcuts mean not doing everything, or half assing. That made me feel bad about taking shortcuts and I've kind of stopped trying to find them in my life. I don't need to do that. I just need to differentiate between taking a shortcut and half assing. I know who I am. I am Jason, I am bonedead, and I can find the quickest route. Now all I've got to do is figure out where I want to go.